She tied me up with her honor cords...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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