i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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