i will never coherently bang her
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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