Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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