i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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