i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I see more hoeing in ur future
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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