hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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