yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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