Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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