i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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