I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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