Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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