Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i wish my penis had a tongue
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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