that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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