You're earring is so big in my mouth
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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