How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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