So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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