Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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