Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
