is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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