Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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