so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
When did angry sex become our thing?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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