Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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