Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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