I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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