Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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