i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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