I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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