break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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