D3 body, D1 cock
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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