I think my fart just growled at me.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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