Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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