He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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