I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
what day is it and did you see me today?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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