This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
