its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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