drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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