Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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