We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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