so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's shark week go big or go home
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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