just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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