Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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