i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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