i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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