People with herpes should wear stickers.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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