Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Shame is for Republicans.
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