You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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