Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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