On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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