She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
