Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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