Do you still have your period?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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