just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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