you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
In America we eat man semen.
vagina is talking i cant
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
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