i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
even my farts smell like vagina
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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