She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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