Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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